When the entire world treats packing on some pounds like the apocalypse, it can seem downright insane to want to GAIN weight. Yet, for some of us, we want nothing more than to add some meat to our frames.
Fear not my thin friends, today the scales shall tip in your favor. Learn what you need to leave skinny behind and accrue healthy, lean, sexy weight. Continue reading “How To Move From Skinny To Sexy in 2 Steps – Flipping The Script”
WOAH there ladies.
It has been brought to my attention that a number of you have been deliberately sabotaging your fitness efforts. Indeed, the squats and donkey kicks are fantastic, but you’re doing yourself a great disservice by neglecting your upper body.
Half a car won’t get you to your destination, and a half-trained body isn’t that good either. Hence I’ve devised a bodyweight workout targeting your torso area, so you’ll be fit and able to go the distance. Continue reading “Dear Ladies, It’s Time To Work Your Upper Body”
From the time man discovered the glories of the gym, a cataclysmic war has been waged in the fitness world.
Like the Allied versus the Axis powers, this war is waged by people divided into two camps: Calisthenics (Bodyweight) versus Free Weights (IRON!).
Today I propose we put an end to this war, and help you choose the best path to fitness glory. Continue reading “Why Lift Weights When You Can Lift Yourself?”
You’re sick of feeling weak. You hate looking in the mirror. And Goddamn you wish every stair you climbed didn’t leave you reeling.
You want to change. You really do.
Yet you tell yourself it’s too complicated. You could never understand dieting. You say working out is too hard. You think, “If only I had the right genes/tools/…”
Alas. Nothing can help you get the change you want.
Unless, you believe in: You. Continue reading “Believe In You”
Whatever President Trump says to the contrary, Global Warming is real. Mother Earth is getting hotter than ever before, and it’s about time you do too.
Unlock your gains with the Get Hot Like Summer Workout Plan. Continue reading “Get Hot Like Summer Workout Plan”
Working out sucks.
You’re so busy, so frazzled, so unmotivated that even the thought of working out feels like a ridiculously unfair burden.
It’s so tempting to toss the training and nutrition away, and be consumed by work, relationships, or Netflix on the couch. If you’re not seeing the results you want, it becomes even easier to throw in the towel. “I was going to be fat, anyway,” you tell yourself.
When workout laziness strikes and exercise becomes a chore, here’s a technique to get you back on the narrow path to glorious gains. Continue reading “Combat Workout Laziness with This Unexpected Technique”
You’ve been putting in the hard work. You’ve been dieting right, hitting the gym, and you’re finally putting on some muscle.
The girls have started giving quite a bit of attention. Encouraged, you believe that muscles equals sexy. Hence, you aim to pack on as much meat as you possibly can, in the hopes of being even more attractive.
Hold on there Hercules. I have an unpleasant secret for you. One that will leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
Your gains are starting to make you ugly. Continue reading “Why Gains Are Making You Ugly – The Science of Sexy Vol. 2”
Super short post today.
I have exciting news! I’ve finally sat my
lazy busy self down and finished the Beginners Fitness Checklist.
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Let’s rage war against fat.
Nathaniel Christie: FitNate
You stumble out of bed. It’s 6 in the morning, and God damn you want to sleep. Still, you’ve got work to do, so you shuffle down to the kitchen to get some grub. You open the fridge, blinking at the glaring blue light, and reach for the Frosted Flakes on the third shelf. You sit at the dining table, shake out the golden specks, and pour milk on the whole thing. You then sip a spoonful.
Suddenly, an explosion rocks your world as the Calorie Cops leap through your window, knock you to the floor, and backhand you into unconsciousness.
You haven’t been awake 20 minutes and you’ve already screwed up on your fat-loss goals. Continue reading “Two Common Breakfast Mistakes That Totally Screw with Your Fat-Loss”
BREAKING NEWS: Batman has been killed by the Joker! Gotham — no, the entire world is in danger. The Joker plans to release his Joker Venom this evening via ballistic missile, and no one will be smiling after that. Luckily, the world has a hero: you. Of course, you’re going to have to train your ass harder than Affleck to get in shape for this fight.
Today, you take your first step in the fight against crime: The Killing Joke Workout. Continue reading “The Killing Joke Workout”